a parliament of owls

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supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

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ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

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not-your-daughter:

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howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

What is this show called I need it in my life

I need to know what this show is called

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Sep 19

Anonymous said: Things have gotten super rad since I stopped thinking of other girls as competition n started thinking of them as sisters. So thanks for giving me that idea. But now I feel like a dick when I don't like a girl cuz our personalities clash. Help?

miss-love:

Here’s the thing though: solidarity is sisterhood is awesome, but SOME PEOPLE REALLY ARE DICKS.

There are a handful of girls I genuinely dislike and would piss in their coffee. BUT I hate them because they’re mean or bad people that have personally offended me.

When you don’t like a girl ask yourself:

-do I dislike her because I feel she’s competition?
-do I dislike her because we’re competing for attention from a love interest? Is the root of my dislike really stem from the person we’re both interested in?
-do I dislike her because I feel jealous?
-do I dislike her because of what she chooses to do with her body (how she dresses, her personal sexual choices)?
-do I dislike her because of her status/success?
-do I dislike her based on rumors I’ve heard and not based on things I personally know to be true?
-has this person PERSONALLY offended me?


If you’ve answered no to all (except the last) your dislike is okay. Some people are rude, mean, toxic and bullies.

I love women, and I love sisterhood. I try really hard to find the good in every girl I meet. But some people are DICKS.

What I mean by sisterhood is not letting patriarchy turn you against each other as competitors or shame each other for your personal choices. If your issues have NOTHING to do with that and this person has really offended you, carry on.

But never spread the idea that “all girls” are any way. Not ALL girls are melodramatic or bitchy or what have you. The whole “I’m not like the other girls” mentality is TOXIC because it separates yourself from the sisterhood and throws everyone under the bus. It’s pure internalized misogyny.

Some people are bad eggs, and it’s okay to dislike them. But don’t spread toxic ideas that create internalized misogyny.

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